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His browser history is exclusively filled with "How to perfectly apply eyeshadow" tutorials and "Top 10 most eligible bachelors" lists.
He knows all the choreography to every Lady Gaga music video and performs them flawlessly at 3 AM after a few drinks.
His closet has better organization and color coordination than the entire interior design department at IKEA.
He exclusively uses the phrase "Yaaas queen!" as punctuation in all his text messages and everyday conversations.
He can quote every line from "Mean Girls" and "The Devil Wears Prada" but claims he's only seen them "once or twice."
His drink order at bars involves at least 7 ingredients, 3 specific instructions, and always comes with a tiny umbrella.
His Chihuahua has a more extensive wardrobe than most humans and exclusively wears designer sweaters even in summer.
He refers to brunch as "the most important religious ceremony of the week" and has never missed it in 5 years.